This is not meant to imply that we did not have any questions. None of the RiffTrax performers have seen Cyborg Cop 1, nor have any members of the writing staff seen Cyborg Cop 1, yet we were able to follow the plot fairly well.

Perhaps they are meant to distract from the fact that there is not a cyborg cop in the movie Cyborg Cop 2. Like the kind a tourist without any dignity would wear instead of just sporting a sandwich board that says “Please pickpocket me and my idiot family.” The fanny packs are never addressed or commented on. The second thing we should tell you about Cyborg Cop 2 is that multiple characters wear gigantic fanny packs all the time. Technically, the main character, Jack Ryan (before his shadow was recruited) is a DEA agent, so he is actually neither a cyborg nor a cop. That’s right folks, Cyborg Cop 2 does not even manage to contain a single cyborg cop. Cyborg Cop 2 is the special kind of terrible movie that has failed before you’re even done reading the title.

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